Chapter 71 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapter 13

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we continue reading The Eternal Enemy by Christopher Pike! Oh god, where to begin? After discovering that she’s a robot, Rela or Sara or whatever her name is takes us on an incredibly long and tedious word journey with her scientist grandpa to explain why and how the fuck any of this is happening. The VCR gets explained! We tried getting several different guests for this episode and I think it was a blessing we had none because this SINGLE CHAPTER was a chore to get through. Enjoy!. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 71 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapter 13
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Chapter 70 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 9-12

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we continue reading The Eternal Enemy by Christopher Pike! Buckle the absolute FUCK up because in the immortal words of the Bad Boys, shit just got real. Rela uses her magic VCR more and tries to stop horrible things in the future from happening, but them time travel is pretty hard for beginners. A mysterious turtlenecked man enters Rela’s life and I usually don’t care about spoilers in these descriptions but, holy jeez, you should listen to this one. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton, and this episode’s guest is Christine Schrader.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 70 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 9-12
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Chapter 69 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 4-8

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we continue reading The Eternal Enemy by Christopher Pike! Rela finally figures out what the deal with the book is: her VCR can record the future. So, naturally, after watching Back to the Future II she decides to make some cheddar off her magic machine. Also some kissing happens. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton, and this episode’s guest is Kelly Fuller.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 69 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 4-8
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Chapter 68 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 1-3

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we start reading The Eternal Enemy by Christopher Pike! Rela has a crush on Christopher (not Pike) and buys a VCR. She is also a 100% certified psychopath and reads like a noir detective. You know what? Words can barely describe what we go through, so just listen. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton, and this episode’s guest is John Nagle.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 68 | The Eternal Enemy | Chapters 1-3
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Episode 39: A Very Guntown Christmas

On this episode of The Sketchy Show, a couple of friendly neighbors have a disagreement about holiday decorations, 3 mall Santas plan a heist, and all of the guns in Guntown have gone missing. This episode of The Sketchy Show is brought to you by Instaturkey.

The Sketchy Show
The Sketchy Show
Episode 39: A Very Guntown Christmas
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Episode 38: Camp Mutilation Counselor Training and Other Horrific Stories

On this episode of The Sketchy Show, Dracula hosts an open mic night, Uncle Skeleton has it out with a contractor, and Felix the head counselor at Camp Mutilation tries to get all the kids on the same page about their innevitable gruesome demise. This episode of The Sketchy Show is brought to you by Halloweenies.

The Sketchy Show
The Sketchy Show
Episode 38: Camp Mutilation Counselor Training and Other Horrific Stories
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Episode 37: Everyone’s Welcome at Salvatore’s Bar

On this episode of The Sketchy Show, Dick Albequerque takes his new dog son to the park, the class of Hay Bale High celebrates their 20th reunion, and an out-of-town businessman visits a local watering hole. This episode of The Sketchy Show is brought to you by Old Man Rosenberger’s Old Fashioned Wedding Disc Jockey System.

The Sketchy Show
The Sketchy Show
Episode 37: Everyone's Welcome at Salvatore's Bar
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Chapter 67 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 11-END!

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we finish reading Sweet Valley High: Playing with Fire by Francine Pascal! Jessica and Bruce’s tumultuous relationship comes to a crashing conclusion! Don’t worry, the book might be boring but we make it fun. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton, and this episode’s guest is John Walker.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 67 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 11-END!
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Chapter 66 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 8-10

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we continue reading Sweet Valley High: Playing with Fire by Francine Pascal! Not a hell of a lot happens on this episode outside of some band drama! Honestly, at this point, I’d rather read a whole book about that band. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 66 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 8-10
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Chapter 65 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 3-7

Welcome back to Below Grade Level! On this episode, we continue reading Sweet Valley High: Playing with Fire by Francine Pascal! After her run in with Jessica and Bruce Patman in the woods, Elizabeth struggles with how to control her insane sister. Jessica, meanwhile, stews in a hell of her own making. Below Grade Level is hosted by Jonathan Eaton, Chris Zaleski, and Bekah Eaton.

Below Grade Level
Below Grade Level
Chapter 65 | Sweet Valley High | Playing with Fire | Chapters 3-7
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