Bekah and Kelly love books, but they’ve never read much romance until now. Then one day, they discovered a whole library of stories available for free on Amazon Kindle, and a fascination was born! But what makes a supernatural character desirable? Can a steamy romance be feminist? What are the best euphemisms for genitals? Follow along as they get down and dirty with sexy aliens, sexy vampires, sexy vikings, and more!
Kelly and Bekah read a holiday baking contest romance! It’s really good, legit actually good. Celebrate the joyous season with the story of two sexy Dominican women and even sexier baked goods.
Theme music: John Walker
Additional music: Rita Indiana y los Misterios – Da Pa Lo Do
Kelly and Bekah play a dating simulator! Hear them discuss the choices they made and the daddies they dated in this choose your own adventure style dating sim.
CW/TW – Unfortunately, this episode contains a lot of plot talk about rape. We urge you to make a decision based on your own personal health. If you need to skip this one, that is okay, and we will catch you again soon. And we’re sorry. This will be the last time we tolerate it.
Kelly and Bekah foray into the world of Harlequin Romance for the first time! Listen as Kelly goes on anger fueled rants about geographical accuracy involving names and Bekah’s neighbor goes on a chainsaw spree (not scary, just annoying).
Content/trigger warning: rape
Unfortunately, this episode contains a lot of plot talk about rape. We did not expect it, we were not happy about it, and we want you to make a decision based on your own personal health. If you need to skip this one, that is okay, and we will catch you again soon. And we’re sorry. This is dumb and it sucks.
If you’re sticking around, enjoy this teaser quote from Kelly: “I prefer my dicks to be human.”
It’s time to choose your own erotic adventure with Bekah and Kelly!
Theme music: John Walker
Additional music: Foghat – Night Shift
Bekah and Kelly and their very first guest explore three graphic novels. Happy Podcast-versary!
Theme song: John Walker
Additional music: The Miracles – Love Machine
Bekah and Kelly are sorry! Food and food adjacent topics are discussed in the strangest episode yet.
Theme song: John Walker
Additional music: Cibo Matto: Know Your Chicken
Bekah and Kelly discuss Mer-mans and Mer-womens! They also read from their first ever fan mail.
Theme song: John Walker
Additional music: Flight of the Conchords – Mermaids
Bekah and Kelly discuss Vampires! Listen as they uncover some steamy innuendo, try to tackle a logistical nightmare, and answer the question: is cold skin sexy?
Theme music – John Walker
Additional music – Foreigner – Hot Blooded
Bekah and Kelly talk about pirates!
Theme music – John Walker
Additional music – The Lonely Island – I’m on a Boat
